Total Medals Earned: 228 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,385 Points
Medals Earned: 10/14 (380/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Die.
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Try out Experiment Mode.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/175 points)
Look through all the lockers.
Locate the piece of paper.
Locate the magnifying glass.
Listen to all the tracks. 55mins, 51secs
Find all the balloons.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/295 points)
Played the game for the first time
Clubbed several seals
Win a match of Madness Roulete
Lost a match of Madness Roulette
Purchase a prize from the counter
Change your skin
Win an offline game of Air Hockey
Win an online game of Air Hockey
Kill 100 people. That's a war crime, probably.
Clear 20 floors
You're gonna go far, kid. 5km or more
Die spectacularly in Turtle Toss
Kill 50 Feds in Fly High Hominid
Survive for 3 minutes
Reach a score of at least 50k in the NG30th Table
Beat the Soviet Missile Mastar Minigame in the NG30th Pinball Table
Get a total score of 20
Get a total score of 50
Get a total score of 100
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 22/33 (115/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from ZTV News
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
from BEEBO
from the No Evil series
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from XOMBIE
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
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Medals Earned: 9/10 (255/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.